Mintus

Mintus is half a minute which is 30 seconds

I'll give you a mintus to get your ass over here

one more mintus till class finishes

by your dad who never came back January 7, 2023

mintoes

Result of one’s toes being sucked with application of mouthwash from the toe sucker…and things of that nature

Ricardo has a strong urge for mintoes.

by thingsofthatnature;) September 3, 2022

Minty

To feel superior and a bit smug, you’ve got something a bit better than everyone else

“What is John looking so smug about?”
“Don’t mind him he’s just feeling minty because he flies business class”

by Mintyfresh2.0 February 11, 2023

minty breeder

Adverb; The act of freezing ones semen in an ice cube tray, then, placing said ice cubes in the vaginal or anal tract of your partner.

She said she likes ice play and breeding, so I gave her the Minty Breeder

by Bandit 989 March 11, 2023

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

Mintii

Short version of Mint condition

"Hey man is that table still up?"
"Yep, mintii too"
"Great!"

by M1ntii December 1, 2022

Mintberry Crunch

A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.

Mintberry Crunch: Well, hello there, citizen!
Me: I'm gonna cut your dick off.

by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023