White Mike 

Any of your typical run of the mill white guys in their early/mid 20's who acts as ghetto as possible. Can typically bee seen sporting the white wife-beater and backwards ball cap. White Mikes love freeloading and will doing ANYTHING for certain goods and services. White Mikes can be seen around public parks and pools trying to pick up girls that he can "t-t-t-turn it over and hit it."

"Hey isn't that White Mike trying to get free water from that pizza place?"

"Man, I wish someone would put White Mike out of his missery."

"Hey guys, White Mike is trying to pawn 'House Party 4' any takers?"

White Mike by I Heart WhiteMike 4 EVER July 16, 2006

Mikee 

Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.

You're just lIke MIKEE!!

Mikee by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

Mike 

This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.

Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.

Mike by LAdy gaga October 17, 2012

mike 

The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.

Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.

mike by NoMike February 18, 2013

I blame mike 

An awesome punk rock band from buckingham, united kingdom.
They take influence from bands such as Billy talent, Blink 182, homegrown and other such bands. Can be shorten to IBM.
And they happen to be some of the greatest mates ever.

check out I BLAME MIKE 'S "my space" (google it)

I blame mike by chippy009 May 30, 2006

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

mike judge

not only a genius of retarded humor, but also more "sophisitcated" humor like in king of the hill and office space.
the voices he did with beavis and butthead were particularly amazing, he used tape-overs in the voices because he did both of there voices and they often speak simultaneously. he also did the teachers, and the principal's, among others.

mike judge is up there the creators of south park, and the simpsons, really advancing the cause of animated humor.

mike judge by rilesworth August 24, 2006