max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

Easement Max

A guy who fucks.

Wow! That Easement Max sure does Fuck!!

by Johnnsins July 15, 2022

Max Maier

It's a joke you make with Germans

-"Hey da ist Max Maier"
-"Wer ist Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier lutsch meine Eier"

Translates to:
-"Hes that's Max Maier"
-"Who's Max Maier?"
-"Max Maier suck my balls"

by Kami_kazuya August 30, 2022

Max play

When you’re a player and you get play

Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day

by Blake Oden February 16, 2022

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021

max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"

Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY

by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004