Lemon

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.

"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"

"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"

by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023

Burnt Lemon

It is a white asian who tans very easily. Imagine a lemon, being toasted.

That asian over there plays tennis, LIKE A BURNT LEMON.

by Brwnrce April 19, 2016

lemon

a sour fruit

when life gives you lemons you squiz them in peoples eyes.

by roll20000 June 13, 2023

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

Lemon Squeezing

The act of licking and playing with someone's testicles while they're urinating.

Ronnie really wants me to give her a lemon squeezing tonight. I hope she doesn't get any on my face.

I missed the toilet bowl a bit while my girlfriend was giving me a Lemon Squeezing

by DanksterMeme69 July 12, 2025

Do me a lemon

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.

Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .

#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.

#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.

by Gazcap June 3, 2024

Lemon Taste in Women

A Lemon Taste in Women, or a Sour Taste in Women is when you have resentful or dissapointing taste in women.

People usually associate this taste with ugly, unpassionate, or just toxic women in general.

"I like women that stomp on me and treat me like shit."

"Bro, you got a lemon taste in women."

by Remanterm December 31, 2022