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lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
mugGet the lincoln-logmug.

Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018
mugGet the Sauce logmug.

Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
mugGet the Loggedmug.

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm
Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken
by Evanafex May 20, 2021
mugGet the Taking a Logmug.

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
mugGet the Loggingmug.

rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
mugGet the rat on a logmug.

Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
Bout to make fungus on a log!
by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
mugGet the Fungus on a logmug.

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