Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009

Literal legend

My mans Alex is a literal legend

You see that cutie? He’s a literal legend.

by CloutClown November 17, 2019

like literally legit

80% of a boring person's vocabulary

Jennifer: today like I went to Starbucks, but like I got so hyper later on because I like drank coffee this morning already. like literaaaally hyper. I couldn't stop talkinggggggg. I was like a legit parrot the whole day. Literally. Like i'll never drink so much eeein a daaaay.

what i heard: like literally legit

by emshath June 14, 2016

Liberals

Plural of liberal. See my other definition.

Liberals aren't as bright as they think they are.

by tradesman October 18, 2004

Literally

Figuratively

Katey: He literally had a lobster for a head
Amanda: Did he really?
Katey: No.

by Newt Cobain March 28, 2015

literal shit

for use when someone actualy shits when they get scared.

you scared the literal shit out of me!

by jdude01 November 19, 2010

Liberapedia

A parody of Conservapedia. Along with its older brother RationalWiki, it bravely stands up to the horribly-biased excuse for a wiki, and fights alongside its brother against religion, Donald Trump, and many other things.

Sadly though, 95% of its content is plagiarized from RW, to the point that RW is now very pissed at them. Also, it has almost zero editors left, and is now a ghost-wiki; its brother, however, has sysops in the hundreds, and active users in the thousands.

Liberapedia: Alright my loyal editors, time to expand our 35 little articles, and turn them into quality content- *crickets* Hey, dafuq did everyone go?

Meanwhile, in RW...

RationalWiki: Woo-hoo! I've just reached 1,500 pages! Goat be praised!

by R0-84N November 12, 2018