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toilet licker

The act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. This position enables the insertion of another man's penis into his anus. This act is derived from the antics of George Michael performing sexual acts with other men in London's toilets in the 90's.
by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010
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spoon licker

1. A homosexual man, that sucks cock in bathroom stalls for heroin. 2. A skeezo or whore, that sucks cock for crack
1. "Yo man, don't go to pickle park because that's where all the spoon lickers are."
2. "You can sell all of those rocks to that spoon licker over there.
by champloo007 October 19, 2007
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penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis
by matt January 23, 2004
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Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.
First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.
by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011
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Sheep Licker

The best licker of sheeps in teh world.
Sheep Licker makes me touch myself at night.
by Sarah Michelle Gellar May 1, 2005
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lama licker

someone who blows and kisses ass
and is a failure at everything
by Mitchell1 August 27, 2006
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hurt locker

When you are severely hungover from a night of heavy drinking and are forced to confine yourself to your room for nearly the entire day.

'Hurt' is in reference to suffering or struggling from excessive drinking and 'locker' is in reference to being confined in a small, dark place to escape reality.
"Dude, why I haven't heard from Chris all day?" "Oh it's best you just let him be man, he's in the hurt locker right now. He'll hit you back tomorrow I'm sure."

"Come on man, come out and drink with us for the game tonight!" "Nah if I do that then I'll end up calling out of work and putting myself in the hurt locker. I have a big meeting tomorrow so I have to avoid that at all costs."
by CK12 August 30, 2013
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