knobbered

Drunk, slurring words, unsteady on feet, No coordination , no recall.

Neddy went to his local bar and came home knobbered.

by Maude xx December 10, 2016

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

knobcheese

(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum

"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

knobber

a complete and utter twat.

1: "have you met that new girl?"
2: "no, who is she?"
1: "oh dont worry, shes a right knobber apparently"

by artgeek March 18, 2009

KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004

knobout

knobout is a term used to describe a woman who is quite happy to have a very casual sexual relationship with anyone who want to slap it in her.

alright dave what you up to ??
just going round that old sloshers for a knobout,
you know the coo knobout crack on love,
shes just a knobout (no relationship required!!)

by Im the daddy October 25, 2006

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007