Shit Kittens

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

Kitta

a very disturbed child

I met a kitta the other day.

by Ravenz October 16, 2005

sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

Off Kilter

The definition of this word is in and of itself not "on kilter". I thought I would use symbols like " and "" ... you see.. that is two of them there. Please ask yourself... am I really reading something that someone just types for little to no reason? Then forget you asked that and carry on. Be good. Or. Well, just be good until we talk. Sometime.

For example, I really think I am off kilter after a couple mexican lunches in the can. You know? You better know. I am nean ... sorry I meant to spell "mean"... but I spelled it "nean".. my bad. Anyway. This is a good example.

by David Mother H P. October 12, 2004

Kitten

hidious disgusting creatures that piss everywhere.

Kittens are freaking disqusting as crap dude.

by Desi Desi Desi July 21, 2008

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

kittened

Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened

Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.

by Mehdusa November 13, 2013