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King Loaf

the colloquial name for a large turd, shit, poop, crap deemed the "king loaf" due to its size and stature, usually unpleasant to conceive from the anus.
Dude, tommo just king loaf'd in his pants
by pillso September 9, 2010
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kottonmouth kings

KMK is the best group out there. they are a bunch of stoners who makes phat shit. Kmk is CARRIED by Johnny Ritcher and D-loc.
by Ritcher October 18, 2003
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King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there
James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube
by James March 10, 2003
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king james

Nickname for LeBron James. Only used or accepted by people who have little or no knowledge about the nba.
Fanboy: Bow to King James!

True Fan: "King James" can suck my dick!

Fanboy: *gasps, then dies from shock*
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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king hit

A colloquial, jazzed up way of saying someone was punched in the head with the intent of the perpetrator being to knock them out.

A word the Australian media is known for overusing as a buzzword, similar to how the media in the US kept calling a recent trend of innocent people being assaulted with a punch to the head "the knockout game".
A 25 year old man was king hit last night in Kings Cross, becoming the 6th victim of the king hit epidemic sweeping the nation, you may be next
by Samson44 January 4, 2014
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king for a day

1. A man who dresses up in woman's clothes.
2. Used to refer to something that is stupid.
1. Tre Cool likes to be a king for day.
2. My computer is being a king for a day.
by Dirnt September 21, 2005
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The King of Rad

The ruler and arbiter of all things totally awesome.

The King of Rad's duties include determining what is and isn't cool at any given period of time, resolving differences in opinion regarding how gnarly an action may or may not be, accurately adjusting how tubular certain objects are and measuring how righteous any given situations is. Unfortuately, the inverse is also part of the obligation and although most are loath to do it, if something is indeed sucky it must be decried as such.

The onus of being The King of Rad often overcomes those that hold the position. The responsibility can never truly be comprehended until it is experienced first hand. The current King of Rad has gone into hiding from his subjects, being unable to handle the barrage of suplicants. Widely known as Mr. Door (which may or may not be an alias) news of him occasionally surfaces on the intertron, interweb and webbernet. The position cannot be abdicated, over taken or conferred to another and only passes on after the death of the current king.

Due to his majesty's absence, stop gap measures have arisen in the populace to serve the sweetness rating needs. Some examples are the crude awsome scale and the very limited Rad Scale. The Scale of Dinosaurs, though, is by and large considered to be the most uber due to the fact that dinosaurs are kickass.

The highest rating The King of Rad can bestow is Totally Rad to the Max. The lowest is, of course, teh suck.
The King of Rad recently declared that aqua socks rock his socks... off.
We think it's time for a regime change.
by Nothus August 5, 2005
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