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iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana January 24, 2016
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the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.
My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since
by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017
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Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.
Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'
by Chairman Money June 27, 2010
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Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.
Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014
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Iron the folds

Expression used to say a conflict or discussion is solved
They would iron the folds if they understood eachother
by Michel123piano February 1, 2017
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Raw Iron Ore

The hard drive(s) of Minecraft YouTubers who have been suspected/convicted of inappropriate relations with underage people.
“Dude, I can’t believe he got arrested! He just hit 10k on YouTube!”

The cops prolly found his raw iron ore”
by OhioSenatorDJPants June 22, 2024
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