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Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Roman Helmet

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!
by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020
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Passionate Helmet

When a many places half a passionfruit over the end of his erect penis, then proceeds to have anal or vaginal sex.

Note: It's advised to use a ripe passionfruit that isn't too tart and a condom to hold the passionfruit half in place. If lost inside this becomes a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Hey man, I've been trying it on with girl but I think my cock's too small, I can barely keep her wet. I asked the women in sex shop but she just laughed at me.
Mike: No worries mate, I've never had that problem, but I know just the thing. Give her the old Passionate Helmet, use half for a Pornstar Martini for her and half for your pink sausage and she'll be foaming like a Costa Coffee. Just for God sake put a rubber over it, you don't want her getting stuck with a vegan diva cup.
Oliver: Wow, cheers mate!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
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bobby helmet

Head of the male penis that ironically resembles a British police helmet.
Ouch! Just caught my Bobby helmet in my zipper.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Brompton Helmet

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.
George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.
by Obsidian McBlade September 18, 2020
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Bicycle Helmet Generation

"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?

I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020
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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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