rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014

California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

Slam the ham against the clam

Love making minus the love.

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

by Wonder Llama September 28, 2017

Knuckle popping the ham door

Foreplay using your fingers to pleasure a female vagina

I was with my girl last night, knuckle popping the ham door & my Ma walked in.

by Greg Haun February 14, 2019

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Jesus Ham

The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you!

Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic!

by Biddy March 12, 2005

glazed ham

The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009