Cum Hydrant

A man sporting an upright/engorged “pipe”; typically, one who produces an abundance of semen.

“Special delivery from OG Mudbone (i.e. the OG ‘cum hydrant’), bitch!!”

Cum Hydrant by 26LT March 26, 2026

nepolionic fire hydrant 

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.

man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.

nepolionic fire hydrant by touchme9000 April 21, 2011

San Francisco Fire Hydrant 

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.

Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."

San Francisco Fire Hydrant by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014

dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

dirty fire hydrant by Boat People May 9, 2017

Rusty Fire Hydrant 

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out

babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again

Rusty Fire Hydrant by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

New Jersey Fire Hydrant 

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

New Jersey Fire Hydrant by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

hoe hecka hedron

The phrase that you can call a smart bitch. If a girl is bullying you because your boyfriend isn't a shape, you can call her a hoe hecka hedron.

"Martha is a total hoe hecka hedron"

hoe hecka hedron by FUCKILOSTIT October 17, 2020