Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Grounded

To make your bald, poorly animated kid sit in their room for all eternity after going to Chuck E Cheese's pizza.

"Caillou, you are grounded for 99999999999 years! Go to your room now!"

by Wariobros194 March 29, 2020

Groundhogged

That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.

- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?

by B@dg3r February 10, 2021

grundelle

female grundel; area between the 2 holes

Her grundelle was smaller in surface area than his grundel.

by sullivan August 24, 2003

grundle rag

A, literal meaning: the first towel used in the sequence of towelling to wipe your grundle
B, slang: someone who stinks like a rag used to dry your grundle

Mike: "todd is a total grundle rag boy"
Ron: "i know, HEY TODD GRUNDLE RAG ME!"
Todd: "yessir", tosses grundle rag nonchalantly to ron

by DJ YAYslay May 21, 2008

grundle snatcher

1. one who partakes in the act or crime of grundle snatching/ grabbing a woman's gouch and stealing it.

2. A person who hits a woman south of the vagina and north of the booty hole and cracking the pubic bone for their own pleasure.

3. A commonly used torture tactic used by Hitler to distort a jewish woman's innocence. rendering them.... un-jewish.

That man is a total "grundle snatcher" he broke my pubic bone!"

by grundlesnach699 April 21, 2009

grundle WOW

A kit for cleaning your grundle-made in Germany

You stink bad! I should have bought you a Grundle WOW for christmas.

by Larry Brown January 4, 2010