Google-Nique

1. Something that, when Googled, only has one hit or one subject

Battlemouth.com is Google-nique.

by Emooze March 8, 2007

googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.

Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.

by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008

google-slap

someone thinks they have the correct answer or fact and another person proves them wrong by looking up the correct word via the internet or popular search engine.

brandon was cought in a lie when sarah gave him the google-slap with the correct answer.

opposite: brandon looked up the facts in order to avoid the google-slap from sarah.

by upsetguy February 5, 2010

Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news

What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Googlelation

Noun: the results of a Google search, otherwise known as Googlelation, especially when it provides a definitive answers.

The Googlelation for Jackson Browne's birthday is Oct. 9, 1948.
"And the Googlelation is.... Jackson Browne was born on the same day in October as John Lennon and one day after my mother's birthday."

by Wendi G February 28, 2010

Google Drink

A drinking game. Go to google and type in the start of a query, everyone else tries to guess the google suggestions for the query. If you guess something that is not in the list, you drink. If you guess the suggestion at the top of the list, everyone else drinks. If everyone guesses something from the top 10 list, the query maker finishes his drink.

Yo lets play google drink!

Query maker: Alright, 'facebook is'
Guesser #1: the devil
Query maker: holy shit that's on the list
Guesser #2: gay
Query maker: nah sorry brah. drink.

by far2drnk June 22, 2010

Googlesturbation

The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.

I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.

by aidsdate.com April 24, 2011