GILT

n. Acronym for "Grandmother I'd like to tap"

"Wrinkled vagina or not, I would tear down those support hose, grab her by the short blue hairs and bang that GILT."

by planetkestrel February 17, 2010

Gillotine

After fucking a bitch, proceeding to cry and act like a faget because you feel bad.

Yo, did you hear, the other night Lou fucked that chick and gillotined.

by Dave Boffa March 24, 2005

ian gillan

Ian Gillan is actually the second greatest rock vocalist, outclassed only Robert Plant.

Elizabeth: "Wow, listen to that voice, I think it's the greatest rock voice ever. It must be Ian Gillan"

Natalie: "If it's the greatest rock voice ever then it must be Robert Plant, the man with the greatest voice in rock.

Elizabeth: "Natalie, you are right. Robert Plant has the greatest voice in Rock. Although very good, Ian Gillan only comes second"

by Nikki-D March 25, 2007

Gilbert

Double booking yourself - especially with regards to social events and boozing - taken from that Gilbert Grape film

Mate A: Where's Fred, he said he'd be here
Mate B: Really, he told me he's staying in with the misses
Mate A: Why is he always doing a Gilbert?

by SilverHornet June 24, 2010

Gilmartin

That small fold in shorts or pants that makes it look like you have a tiny toner.

*Girl giggles* Look at his tiny boner!

That's just my Gilmartin!!

by Andy_panda June 21, 2013

Turner Gill Syndrome

T.G.S. is when you see sunshine and rainbows while you are really looking at a steaming pile of worm infested shit.

Everything is all good no matter how shitty it really is.

WORD ORIGIN: Turner Gill is the coach for the Kansas Jayhawks. He is maybe the biggest pussy known to man. He makes Mr. Rogers look like Ray fucking Lewis (the murderer Ray Lewis not the Old Spice commercial Ray Lewis).

1. Have you heard Red talk about Matt Cassel on Sunday? Holy Christ the guy had a 46 QB rating and the crazy SOB thinks he's the next Peyton Manning! Turner Gill Syndrome got him.

2. He really said that Turner Gill is putting a well coached team on the field?! TGS got that fucker bad!

by jeff nixon September 20, 2010

giles

Somebody who Masterchef aspires to be, but has always been dissapointed, never quite managing to live upto this soul aim in life.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003