Skip to main content

Geometry Dash

by AphoraXD January 25, 2019
mugGet the Geometry Dash mug.

George Wang

A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.
Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
by Nuggetts February 22, 2019
mugGet the George Wang mug.

georgw

I misspelled George as georgw
by Door frame April 16, 2021
mugGet the georgw mug.

Geometry Dash

A game where a square that is racist towards triangles and stomps on top of circles to jump higher (like in Mario). Also other squares help him be racist by letting it stand on them. Also there’s a pink oval that gives him an airplane
by UltroGmr March 9, 2022
mugGet the Geometry Dash mug.

Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.
A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*
by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023
mugGet the Geometry Dash Twitter mug.

National Geos

Saggy titties, just like the ones you used to look at in National Geographic before you could get your hands on some real porn.
"She took her bra off, and I had two National Geos staring me in the face."
by Clay J. March 4, 2008
mugGet the National Geos mug.

real George

Of very high quality; first rate; the best ; classy
Hey Cisco, that new car of yours is real George all the way.
by talk2me-JCH2 December 3, 2022
mugGet the real George mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email