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Polish Gas Mask

The act of cupping your hand over your butt when farting, and then covering an unsuspecting person's nose and mouth with a handful of stank ass. The Polish reference being that a gas mask is supposed to filter harmful toxins, not contain them within the mask, defeating the purpose of a gas mask.
I felt a steamer building up so I reached around, let it rip, and gave my girlfriend a Polish gas mask and she almost gagged.
by Masthead716 December 16, 2016
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gas station boy

A rather crusty man that you may find at a gas station smoking or buying cigarettes. He will most likely steal your heart and then leave you for a goth bitch with big titties.
Person 1: "Oh he's cute"
Person 2: "Girl what? He is crusty"
Person 1: "Did you forget I liked gas station boys?"
Person 2: "Ah. Yes. Gas station boy."
by hansel. hand soap. hazel. January 17, 2023
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gas station vibe

I like your energy, you give me gas station vibes
by AngeJune November 2, 2022
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Gas station shark

One who circles around a gas station waiting for someone else to leave a pump when all others are in use. This person will usually drive around two or three times waiting for the opportunity to take the spot.
Bob: Dude, we've been circling for hours, let's just go somewhere else.
Johnny: No! I don't care how long it takes, it's $3.45/gallon here, the cheapest price we've seen so far.
Bob: Dude, you're such a gas station shark...
by Bobthe"notrapist" December 7, 2012
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gas, break, dip

N. To Hit the gas then slam the breaks in a car causing it to dip down.

Often done in the Bay Area: Oakland, San Fransisco, San Jose and surrounding areas
I pull up in my whip and gas, break, dip
by Logan444 December 16, 2007
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Bow Wave Gas

Flatulence preceding defecation; the natural bodily gaseous emissions that occur prior to a bowel movement, typically potent in aroma. Also known as pre-crap gas. Contrast normal farts that occur to eating such things as cabbage and refried beans.
"I'd been eating a lot of vegetables lately and had to hurry to the bathroom as my bow wave gas was really coming on strong, I knew I'd be prairie dogging next."
by Iam Phautin February 19, 2009
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asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.
Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.
by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007
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