Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you
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Get the Japanese Fart Porn mug.The long-awaited release of flatulence that has built up in a male during a lengthy hang-out session with a female that they are potentially interested in, and therefore potentially unable to fart in front of.
"I ripped the most gigantic post-girl fart (PGF) in my car after dropping Halle Berry off at her place the other night"
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The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
Get the fart and dart mug.1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
Get the "vanished like a fart in the wind" mug.I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.
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