skull fucked

Being extremely high. An unbelievable feeling.

We all went over to his apartment and got extremely skull fucked.

Who knows whats in that weed; it will defiantly get you skull fucked.

by Ruby_22 November 25, 2010

The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it

q:a broken car
a:The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it

by P.M.S July 21, 2003

get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent

yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me

by bored communist July 19, 2022

Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.

Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

not to be fucked with

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

by Lolo501 July 24, 2015

Ear Fucked

When you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. Your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.

Phone Ringing

Hims- Hello
Mes- Heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
Hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah...
Mes- oh foreal, damn. yo but..
Hims- yeah and blah blah blah
Mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me...
Hims- Yo but I gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
Mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

Mes- What the hell just happened. Did i just get Ear Fucked? Damnit! Asshole!

by childishumor January 21, 2011

I fucked your mom

Something every salty 11 year old kid would say if you beat them in a 1v1 in fortnite

-beats kid in 1v1-
Kid: I fucked your mom
Me: -laughs-

by bwal0416 June 2, 2019