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African Hitch-Hiking Feet 

African Hitch-Hiking Feet Syndrome (AFH) can be attributed to vigorous walking through terrain that can lead to amputation of the feet if not careful. Most common in rural areas of Northern Africa such as Uganda, Papua New Guinea, Congo and Niger.
"Hey yo man lets walk over to Mac Donald's"
"Nah vro I Don't want to get African Hitch-Hiking Feet"
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bill onion feet

Bill is a man in Austrailia who got onions banned in an Australian favourite snack known as a buntings snag. He got the banned cause he slipped on one.
"hey that's bill onion feet isn't it." " dude you're such a bill onion feet. "
bill onion feet by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
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tree climbing feet 

Feet that look as if they would assist in climbing a tree.
His feet are huge, he has tree climbing feet.

beluga whale feet 

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
beluga whale feet by DanSatch June 22, 2019

Train Track Feet 

When you are walking barefooted in a public place that should require shoes with some busted ass feet.
Wedding reception requires shoes.

Barefoot Karen is cuttin da rug with those train track feet at he ex's wedding.
Train Track Feet by Jenjamin!4 January 8, 2020

ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
ice cream feet by mugsydean April 9, 2020

corn chips and feet

when something smells like a mix between corn chips and human feet due to either wetness or bacteria buildup or growth.
Corn Chips and Feet
Someone walks into a room where two people have been "making love" and that person says, "damn, it smells like corn ships and feet in here."

Or, when someone comes home from a long day of work and their feet are sweaty , their feet can smell like actual corn chips and funky feet.