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Trojan Fart

Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.

Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.

2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."

Trojan fart.
by King Vern November 22, 2014
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Corked Fart

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.
Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!
by DustyWindow January 24, 2015
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Person 1: "Bro I ate Niki's fart box the other day"

Person 2: "No way, I ate her ass last week! Does this make us Brazilian Fart Brothers?"
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Vanishing fart syndrome

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In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones
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Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again
Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"
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ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
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Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.
As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.
by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018
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