porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

by Mattyice March 8, 2015

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009

diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.

These scissors don't do diddly dick!

by AVGNfan May 31, 2009

porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

Hickey Dick

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.

Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick

by Smishles December 27, 2011

limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018