(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015
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by Silence March 26, 2003
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by Smishles December 27, 2011
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But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.
But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.
Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!
-Francis shoots Bill down-
Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!
-both laughs-
Bill: don't point that at me man!
-Francis shoots Bill down-
Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!
-both laughs-
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by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010
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1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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Sally: "We did dabs and watched Bob's Burgers last night, but when I tried sucking his dick it was soft as shit?"
Amanda: "Aw, he had dab dick. Poor little guy."
Amanda: "Aw, he had dab dick. Poor little guy."
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