crabs

Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.

Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.

by (name goes here) July 30, 2006

Crablord

The lord of the crabs future enslavers of the human race.

'o shit i didnt think that definition was true BUT THERES THE CRABLORD'

by Maggut March 5, 2009

crabfag

Someone who makes plans to do something, then backs out at the last minute.

John was gonna hang out with us, but then he totally Crabfagged out.

by Murdertrain February 5, 2009

crabs posititon

A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.

The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.

by Casey February 9, 2005

crabbin

tripping for no reason or getting mad at somebody for no reason

" I ain't fuckin wit her no mo, she be straight crabbin all the time

by Playa D November 25, 2004

crabit

When some one is in a bad mood. (Ayrshire Slang)

God, I'm feeling crabit today

by Boo Boo Kitty Fuck August 19, 2007

crabs

a free souvenir from tijuana

banging that slut was worth getting crabs

by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005