Girlscout Cookie

A tasty snack treat made from real Girlscouts.

Young Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: Would you like to buy a girlscout cookie?
passerby: Are they made with real Girlscouts?
Toung Girl Selling Cookies On Corner: (puzzled expression) No...?
Passerby: Then I don't want any. By the way, is your Mom training you to be a prostitute?

Girlscout Cookie by No-Merit Badge June 2, 2008

insurance cookie 

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.

Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."

insurance cookie by Arbag August 24, 2009

making cookies

having sex, or performing sexual acts. Can be used as a code to warn friends to not come into a room, visit, etc.

person 1: "hey, can i come down and hang out? i'm bored as hell."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."

making cookies by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

cooked a pudding by Dodqe September 24, 2010

gas cooker 

hooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world

gas cooker by polruan April 13, 2010

Slow cooking 

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

Slow cooking by Trentty June 30, 2019

Chocolate chipless cookie 

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

Chocolate chipless cookie by BreeNiya April 17, 2008