confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017

Conflatulence

When a person is overflowing with attempts to conflate multiple unrelated ideas or issues. Often released in such a manner that it removes all doubt to its true source (read: from their own anus).

"Man, this guy has a serious case of conflatulence"

by Ph4ntasmik July 26, 2017

confosaled

to be confused

I was confosaled when the guy was talking nonsense.

by peaches.com October 13, 2017

confuzzlementation

An immense feeling of confuzzlement, only achieved at the highest state of being confuzzled.

The teacher was astounded and surprised by the confuzzlementation of the student.

by Taj-_-Richards December 1, 2017

conflatio

Conflatio an act of confusion whereby one accidentally gives a blow job to the wrong recipient.

My girlfriend was so drunk that she conflatio'd my identical twin brother

by #metooplz May 18, 2018

Conflamatory

Recreating a story told by an individual that was just ridiculous and false with the intention of satire and mockery.

We retold the story, in a conflamatory way, how our friend told us about the difference between Iced tea and ice tea. Of which, we know there is no such partition.

by Saturna June 6, 2018

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018