clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing

Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers

by brynster48 January 15, 2010

Boston alarm clock

When you pull your pants down, straddle a bum's face, and fart on it to wake him up.

I just gave that hobo that sleeps outside of Tony's Pizzeria the old Boston alarm clock.

by Runer112 October 19, 2010

Clockedtasticity

I am Clock'd 0Ne, I created this fine rating system to be used originally in the review of films. It has now grown beyond this confine and is being used internationally throughout Europe and America as a rating for anything deemed worthy of such a highly regarded system.

Each w00t! rating up to a possible maximum of five constitutes one logarithmic degree of satisfaction with the subject of the rating. Thus, a w00t! rating of five is many, many times greater than a w00t! rating of one.

Suitable w00t! smilies may be used to create a graphical representation of the rating, although these cannot be used without the obligatory writing of the number of w00t!s

Examples:

Clockedtastic rating: 5 w00ts!

I don't care what happens now really, baguettes have won. They carry a Clockedtastic seal of approval.

Hmm, fascinating..
Either way, I still stand by Choccy Fudge Cake as being Clockedtastic™ above all other flavours.

by Clock'd 0Ne June 27, 2004

Cocks4Tits

When a Girl has Nipples so HUGE they look like tiny cocks. Thus the name Cocks4Tits

Bob "what the fuck happened to your eye?"

Jim "Jackie poked me with her gynormous nipples, man I swear they are like little cocks"

Bob "so she has cocks4tits?"

Jim "EXACTLY"

by Robert Giorgi February 9, 2008

clock me

clock me is slang for “come at me”

1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight

by axhlynn February 2, 2020

On the clock

to be on the clock or someone to be on the clock is to be underaged (1-12)

Man:ur on the clock you shouldnt be on this website
Underaged:Please!!!

(this is implying that the underaged boy has his age on the clock and he shouldnt be on the specific website,to not be on the clock you need to be ages 13 and up)

by YMCT June 19, 2016

pygmies cocks

used to denote unusally long and thick nipples

Man Mike was hot last night, when robbie gave him one up the arse he got so aroused his nipples were like pygmies cocks.

You could hang a donkey jacket off his nipples they were like pygmies cocks

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006