chemainus

a nasty dirty little town with nasty dirty paintings
originally created as a homless shelter but grew rappidly into what it is today. Chemainus is home of teams that always place last. the youth of this town are lost and misguided finding help from crack and other such hard drugs.

Q)why is there so many bums here?
A) were playing chemainus
Q) is that guy on crack?
A) yes. hes from chemainus

by cfmw June 3, 2011

clean and jerk

masturbating while using a disinfectant wipe, to ensure cleanliness pre and post masturbation.

Steve didn't want to leave a mess while watching porn, so he pulled out is KFC wet wipes and did a clean and jerk.

by orilykid August 19, 2010

Clean Sweep

When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.

Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Clean Hi Five

the act of giving a roommate, who is sleeping on the top bunk, a high five while hooking up or banging a chick. The Hi Five must be given with the hand not used for fondling of the vagina or penis.

Yo man I was going to give you a clean hi five last night, but you fell asleep.

by J Faws October 19, 2006

Clean Break Away

After taking a shit, and not finding the need for toilet paper.

mate, that last one was a clean break away

by Thaddaeus William Esmond Kynaston-Pearson April 30, 2008

clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010

clean boi

noun: a person that avoids looking or staring at the french horn of a girl

Jack: I am a clean boi!
Sarah: Yeah, because you aren't staring at my french horn.

by Ya Homeslice March 26, 2017