I'm high as fuck.
by The Real G; December 5, 2023
Get the I'm Cookedmug. This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
Get the Cook jessemug. Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.
by Olegard July 24, 2020
Get the Male Jiggle Cookingmug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players
by avocados May 16, 2019
Get the william cookmug. by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024
Get the cookedmug. When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.
Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
Get the Glock cooked chickenmug.