I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".

Cook jesse, cook my nigga!

by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024

Male Jiggle Cooking

The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.

Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.

by Olegard July 24, 2020

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

william cook

A cute guy that’s super friendly and sweet to everybody. He’s really, tall smart and athlectic. Most guys with this names tend to be athletes, usually football players

William Cook is a sweet guy

by avocados May 16, 2019

cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022