closet game

A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!

Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!

Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?

Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.

Mason: What are you?

Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.

by Lakweefa March 4, 2009

Too close

When an individual has become too close for comfort

Steve: "Hey Brad wana go to the movies with Ashley and Kim tonight?"

Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"

Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"

by TheRightLook December 22, 2008

Closet Cheater

People that want to be good at a game so they have to cheat in order to get somewhere cause they suck ass without cheating.

"Zuiy you are such a closet cheater bro" "I have not cheated ever since ive been in the game"

by OppZone August 30, 2017

closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 30, 2007

closet

Usually a storage for clothes but in some cases stores homosexual men.

One day Lindsay came out of the closet but Tiny pulled him back in for some more man love...

Jeffery: "Come on Tom come out of the closet"
Tom: "How about you come in with me?"
Jeff: "...O.K..."
Joe: "Hey come out of there!"

by soisoi April 26, 2006

Closer

One of the enemies in Silent Hill 3. The Closer is a tall creature with ball-like hands, a seizuring and penis-like head, and very tall legs almost pointy. Attacks by using its hands that emit a tongue, or by spinning its hands around crudely.

"I think it has this name because its height beings it a little 'closer' to Heaven than most others."
-me

by Dave September 15, 2004

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006