taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

taken to the cleaners by amycocoa June 2, 2014

ceana 

Ceana is a girl who will pretend to not like a guy even if she does, especially if they're good friends. She's modest and shy around guys who she likes and will pretend to just be friends.

She's a super good friend and a loyal girlfriend. She's quite funny and will bring out the best in you.

"Oh man I really like Ceana!"

"You've got to tell her or you'll never know if she likes you back!"

ceana by TheReal98 December 10, 2016

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Brampton Pipe Cleaner by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

vacuum cleaner man 

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

vacuum cleaner man by Your moms face May 18, 2014

Cleanus 

The act of cleaning your penis, shortened to one word.

"Billy! Dinners ready!"
"Fuck off mom! I'm CLEANUS!"

Cleanus by Samsung Xbox October 25, 2020

pussy cleaner 

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

pussy cleaner by Telephony May 6, 2015

clandestiny 

(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present

"Clandestine makes it sound better..."
"Yeah... sort of like destiny!"
"Clandestiny!"

clandestiny by lolcougar July 29, 2009