Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

craptacular

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of crappiness, such that there is almost something spectacular about it. Also see: sucktastic, pukeriffic

Bobby: How do you like my Christmas
light display?

Christmas Light Display: *Bzzzt-crack*!

Johnny: It's craptacular.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

crapit

Basically a substitute for *amnit for non-pottymouthed folk.

Theodore: Ha! I mopped you in Halo!
George: Oh, crapit!

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

crap app

An mobile app you only play while taking a dump.

Stanislaw was on the shitter for two hours playing Draw Something. It's a total crap app.

by levine2112 October 3, 2012

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003