blow-blob

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.

I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.

by timbone666 May 24, 2011

Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.

While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.

by TackityTackTackTacky December 7, 2012

blow torch lick

Explosively flatulating upon a sexual partner's face mid-asslicking.

Denise received a full-force blow torch lick and needed stem cell skin grafted onto her wrecked-up facehole.

by UncleDisco September 1, 2016

Blowable

A guy who is so hot that he makes people want to blow him.

Damn! That guy sure is blowable! I'd like to give him some good head!

by Abmeister D August 19, 2016

Blow it off

To skip an activity.

Math class is next, but I'm gonna blow it off.

by Cv4wheeler November 25, 2016

blowcut

A blowjob that ends up with the girl biting you dick, giving you a cut/scarred penis.

Michael had an everlasting scar from the blowcut that slut gave him.

by Kekfjjtkf January 3, 2017

blow burp

Is a burp that is done with your mouth closed. Usually your cheeks will expand. Then you can blow it onto someone's face at close range or directionally blow it across the table at someone for instance.

My step-brother was being a dick talking politics at the dinner table, so I loaded up a nasty blow burp and fired it across the table at him.

by AyatollahofRockYRolla July 27, 2017