The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011

beef pussy

A chick's pussy that's sooo beat up, looks like you should make a sub out of it. Just add mustard.

"That bitch had a beef pussy, dude. I can't ever eat at Arby's again..."

by UN-cut August 27, 2006

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008

Beefer

When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.

Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!

by Kernal November 19, 2004

Latin Beef Taco

When a girl and a guy put their ass cheeks together and both shit. Then the girl eats the guy's asshole out. Approximately 17 seconds later, the guy fucks the girl in the asshole. And finally, the girl gives the guy a blow job to clean up his dick.

"Hey Brian, I heard you and Janet made a Latin Beef Taco last night?"

by MysteriousChris February 8, 2009

Beef Steaks

Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.

After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

beef sleeve

A woman's vagina. Woman unworthy of respect.

Damn, I have been trying to break into that beef sleeve all week.

by B. Rudy November 28, 2007