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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 31, 2017
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back on wheels

BACK ON WHEELS
End of the menstrual cycle.
Relates to the saying "up on blocks" - meaning menstruating.
Comparing the female time of the month to a car!
i.e. Justin was a very merry man when he arrived home to his scantily dressed girlfriend Maria.
" Ya back on wheels babe ? "

" Sure am big Big Boy "
by Ducky bum September 18, 2017
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bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon
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Baconian

1. A person that will go to great lengths to eat bacon, someone who is addicted to bacon and refuses to eat breakfast without it.
2. relating to Sir Francis Bacon or his inductive method of reasoning and philosophy.
3. an adherent of Bacon's philosophical system.
I am a recovering baconian and have been bacon free for three weeks!
by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017
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Backne

Acne typically found on the upper back.
Gross, look at that guy's backne.
by h0tpants December 9, 2017
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bacon dick

a very very old looking dick
wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!
by meatballeater December 15, 2017
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Bacon

A food Americans eat to gain a third chin
"Hey want some bacon."

"No you, bloody American"
by British_Tea50 June 9, 2018
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