Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017

Magictear-bullshit

When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.

Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.

by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018

Reality Bullshit

How Life Really is and How It's Not What We Expect it To Be, Nor Wanted To Happen

Man: Why Is This Always Happening To Me?
Friend Of Man: It's That Reality Bullshit I Been Telling You About

by Sunshineishereandneverleaving May 7, 2018

create bullshit

Making up things that are not true

“I don’t create bullshit”

by Hhaveryfunny May 15, 2018

Fucking bullshit

Math... just math

math is literal fucking bullshit

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.

*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."

by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019