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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
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Battle Red

A term used to describe a person or situation who is exceptionally intense or on their game. A sub-category of the larger rating system including "Power Blue" and "Skin Colored Headband."
Mark got all his work done today, boned this chick, and saved a kitten. He is having a battle red day.
by Fortress May 7, 2009
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Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009
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Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.
My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.
by beerstudk February 8, 2010
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Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.
Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.
by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009
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Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .
Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon
by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010
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battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.
Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"
by jake678 April 25, 2010
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