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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
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Alex stokes

is a jive turkey who loves smoking cigars and pole. Alex Stokes also is a gong show of a hockey player but smells like pure anal cavity
did you see that guy he smelt like Alex Stokes.
by matt gerrie October 26, 2008
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Alexander

Lets get real here, my name is Alexander and I know other Alexanders that are useless and probably the most dullest people alive. The secret is, is that names do not matter at all on the overall outcome of the person. Oh, and by the way the Actual meaning of alex is greek and means the defender of man.... do you see me defending anyone??? No I like Cars, Video Games, Music, ect like most people. Get a grip guys!!!!
Oh yea, I know Alexander! He is that 6.6 heavy set polish guy with the BMW. What about him?
by Zaluska the Polak January 25, 2019
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alex

legit like the best person ever dont hurt him please
alex you smol bean
by mack the quack June 17, 2020
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Alex Rodriguez

A baseball player for the New York Yankees who is known for his breakdown in pressure situations. He is an inconsistent fielder at times making five error per game. Often hated by the Yankees fans not being able to perform up to his salaries. He is known for his dirty plays such as when he tried to slap the ball out of a Red Sox player during the 2004 ALCS.
Yankees Fan: Alex Rodriguez sucks .
Yankees Fan2: A-Rod is overpaid.
Yankees Fan3: He is a terrible fielder.
by dsh5enren December 18, 2006
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Alex Suarez

Bassist for the popular New york based band Cobra Starship.
He has also remixed songs by popular bands like All time low and Fall out boy under the name Suave Suarez.
"Have you heard the Suave Suarez remix of ATL's Lost in stereo? It's Awesome!"

"Yeah! it's Kickass! Alex Suarez is so good."
by phoeniix September 3, 2009
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Alexa Chung

A TV Presenter & one of the best-dressers in England. Known to have an eclectic style, being on Vogue's best dressed list, former host of Popworld and most famously being Alex Turner's (of the Arctic Monkeys) girlfriend. Also known to be hated because she is Alex Turner's girlfriend.
Girl 1: Like OMG! Do you like Alexa Chung?
Girl 2: I love her style. I hate her.
by steel.butterfly February 22, 2009
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