Apple = Airbus

iPhone 12 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B8

iPhone 13 mini = Airbus A318 with CFM56-5B9

iPhone XS = Airbus A319ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A4

iPhone 11 Pro = Airbus A319 with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A5

iPhone XR = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A1

iPhone 11 = Airbus A320ceo with wingtip fences and CFM56-5A3

iPhone 12/12 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM56-5B4

iPhone 13/13 Pro = Airbus A320ceo with sharklets and CFM 56-5B6

iPhone 14, 15, 16E = Airbus A320neo with CFM LEAP 1A

iPhone 14 Pro, 15 Pro, 16 = Airbus A320neo with PW1100G

iPhone XS Max, 11 Pro Max = Airbus A330-200 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 12 Pro Max, 13 Pro Max = Airbus A330-300 with Rolls-Royce Trent 700

iPhone 14 Pro Max/Plus, 15 Pro Max/Plus, 16 Plus = Airbus A330-900neo

iPhone 16 Pro Max = Airbus A350 XWB 1000

Apple = Airbus

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 1, 2025

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National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

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Waste, abuse and fraud

(To be abbreviated waf): what the us and Canadian governments do w my taxpayers money.

Why are we talking about waste, abuse and fraud?

by Sexydimma October 29, 2024

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Waste, abuse and fraud

(Abbreviated w.a.f): what the government is doing w my taxes when it supports useless government projects and social programs and keeps the massive bureaucracy afloat.

The hell w waste, abuse and fraud. I want my government to live on a budget, just like me.

by Sexydimma November 2, 2024

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