Dookie dildo

Your fucked up weirdos pooping on your dildo

I love my dookie dildo

by anonymous January 15, 2024

dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically

"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."

by Sppplitup June 6, 2016

fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 7, 2009

Gettin' dildoed

When someone who is bald passes by and you or a friend sticks a dildo on his head. The bald person then just got dildoed

My bald teacher is gettin' dildoed

by 6EIoT May 22, 2023

Dildo

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

Example:

Violette: Hey’! Theres a dildo!
Britney: where?!

Violette: in the corner!
Britney: oh i see him!

Violette: lets go get his money!
Britney: hell yeah

by Itsbritneybitch617 April 23, 2018

dildo

A fucking plastic or rubber dick

Babe can you buy a dildo so i can fuck you to

by handle1789 April 26, 2021

dildo cam

a device used in porn. dildo with miniature camera connected to wireless network, which shows what's happening inside the vagina

dildo cam allows to stream your pleasure right to the internet

by dildo777 March 21, 2024