Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.

Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016

Bad shit son

Typically Said after a night of explosions at the yard a m80 at the damn or just flying down 95 with your infinity about to explode

Man did you see d man shoot the glock off the causeway man that’s bad shit son

by Chopperindabag March 10, 2019

Shit House Fade

To sneakily get away from your mates without them realising .

I went into McDonalds to get a feed and when I came out Daniel was gone, I think he " Shit House Faded"

Normally used when a guy has some action lined up or to hammered

by Blasco Smith May 6, 2011

crazy core shits

when you eat so many crazy core skittles that you shit out a multi-colored smoothy that burns as it exits, often simmering the water

connor: dude i ate 5 bags of crazy core skittles and went home and painted my toilet.

cameron: oh sounds like you got a bad case of the crazy core shits.

by Qua-z December 20, 2010

stomping shit attack

When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up !

Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!!

by Wowswer kabowser February 15, 2021

Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way

Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010