Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Wing wang in the wizard sleeve

To stick your dick in her magical pussy

“I wanna put the wing wang in the wizard sleeve babe”

Wing wang in the wizard sleeve by Itchytraffic26 February 7, 2026

The great choclet covered rizz wizard

Another word for Marizza

well your in luck because I The great choclet covered rizz wizard Marisa have got you covered

The great choclet covered rizz wizard by Marizza69 May 28, 2023

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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

Kids vs. Wizards by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

I don't know, I'm not a wizard. 

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

I don't know, I'm not a wizard. by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025