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Water Loafer

One who goes to restauraunts, mainly fast food places, and orders water in place of any other drink to avoid paying higher costs overall. When done right, one can get more food for a price less than a combo on the combo menu by not getting a drink. For example, at Wendy's, you can get a burger and fries and a drink for about $4, but if you Water Loaf than you can get 2 Texas Double Cheeseburgers, a fry and chili with a water for the same price.
Today we went to Taco Bell and Brandon water loafed to get more food for his $5 than Kelley who didn't water loaf and got less for $5. Brandon will get more bang for his buck for being a Water Loafer.
by willieleiss January 10, 2006
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MLG water

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Person 1:DID THAT DUDE JUST MLG WATER?
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by GeorgeNotFound September 25, 2020
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Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."
I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.
by MartialV December 30, 2007
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Fish in Need of Water

A sexual position in which the women involved is in the doggy style position, whether she be receiving anal or vaginal intercourse. When the man reaches climax and is about to ejaculate, he turns the woman over onto her back and punches her in the throat, causing her to gasp for air. While she is gasping for air, the man proceeds to cum into her mouth causing the woman to choke and eventually drown in his semen.
After buying this one bitchy prostitute, I decided to perform the Fish in Need of Water because she was annoying and no one would miss her.
by Nicholas Ramos January 13, 2008
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rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting
My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
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Water Snob

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...
That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.
by slamhounder March 7, 2011
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Potable Water

Mexico does not have any potable water.
by JJ March 16, 2004
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