Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.
Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.
by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018
Get the Facksed Upmug. by fdsffdsfsdfs November 20, 2017
Get the Up The Housemug. by ken/eutechnyx April 26, 2008
Get the mounted upmug. by bilbopeen November 18, 2012
Get the Drigh Upmug. When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
Get the Barber Upmug. Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.
I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.
I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.
by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020
Get the Stroke upmug. Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.
Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.
I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021
Get the pooty upmug.