Twitter

You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.

Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Twitter

a social media app that became a opinion cum hole

*on twitter hot topics*
'1:"TW//homophobia"
1:"So this guy 'Chris' said gay like 4 decades ago! he is a homophobic piece of shit, a neo-nazi!"
2:"wdym he is homophobic? he just said gay and nothing else lolo"
1:"152.142.175.255. fucking asshole get doxxed, next im ddosing you"
2:"isnt that the public mcdonalds IP address? dumbass"
1:"you still support this fucking hitler!"
2:" i support him as not hitler, because he didnt do anything lol"
1:"TW//Nazi"
2:"Oh come on"

by not a twitter user January 15, 2022

Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.

Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.

by reddead97 July 24, 2021

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter

Dont forget to wipe your twitter

by Bug launcher March 1, 2019

twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.

Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!

by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

twitter

a place for all to get cancelled for doing absolutely nothing.

dont go on twitter, or youll get cancelled.

by pterodactylfeet May 8, 2021