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torchada

someone who's all toasted from consuming an excessive amount of drugs through-out his/her whole life
the homie is all torchada cause she got on a good one and never came back
by LIL HORRIBLE October 8, 2005
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touchfeel

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.
Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.
by Zycon December 9, 2007
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touch-explosives

mix and dry iodine and amonia to get touch-explosives
by CRAZYASSFUKR40K August 27, 2009
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Touchylittlecant

someone so shallow that he concludes that because a insult was not cited in accordance with the Harvard Reference system it somehow reduces the appropriateness of the truth to which it implies.
"Mmm...Stephen. Insults page IV. For everyone else stuck for something.... "oh shut up you touchylittleCant
by funjy December 13, 2009
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Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"
When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.
by -=DC=- February 24, 2011
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Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.
Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.
by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013
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