Grog monster

A person who is obsessed with alcoholic beverages and craves the feeling of being drunk.

“I once saw a sexy little readhead, I asked for his name. He responded chrissy. I was keen on a root until I seen he was a grog monster”

by 111-… March 04, 2022

mookie monster

Name that NBA players gave to Gloria James, Lebron's mom, because she was known for having sexual relations with several NBA players.

MJ was so sick during "the flue game", because he thought he was the father of mookie monster's son. Later on, it was known that Dell Curry, was the father of that kid.

by Trump was elected president January 06, 2017

JR. MONSTER

Street slang for the herpes simplex virus.

I heard that nigga T-Diddy got the Jr. Monster!

by summershit November 16, 2003

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

pillow monster

Someone that can’t sleep without a horde of pillows on their bed to cuddle.

Meaghin is a pillow monster; always sleeping with her body pillow.

by EtherealVessel January 30, 2018

plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster

Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!

by Goat-a-roat April 26, 2021

Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.

Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.

by Arananthi January 04, 2012