Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.

Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!

by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Belly wash

Whoever says this word is gay loves men like cock in the ass likes getting railed and he also says monkey Fortnite and a bunch of other shit if he says all these words he gets no bitches broke asf and probably 4’11 4’10 and he says he’s 5’5 and plays soccer for south ridge high school

Girl: look at Diego omg he’s so broke he’s such a belly wash

by Wolfkking November 22, 2021

Washed

When a once-fun crew has officially retired from the art of day drinking, spontaneous plans, and “just one more.” They still remember being fun, they just need a nap, a sensible dinner time, and 48 hours’ notice now. Often triggered by a beautiful day that they fully acknowledge… and then choose to spend indoors anyway.

“Sun’s out, pub’s calling, but the boys said they’re tired—yeah, they’re washed.”

by Guiness Gobbler December 13, 2025

Wash

Where cool kids go to drown

also known as an arroyo

*starts to rain*

Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?

Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.

Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown

by Michi Pichi April 5, 2022

Wash the Dishes

To rub the clitorus in a back and forth or circular motion as if washing a small plate.

Susie is coming over later, I'm gonna wash the dishes

by BluffCard September 12, 2023